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Okay, here’s the deal… this front page is my regular, ongoing, run-of-the-mill “whatever’s on my mind today” blog. The page “Invasive Species” is a murder mystery work in progress that I’m posting for anyone who is interested in following along, as it unfolds. IF it unfolds. Mostly, I’ll probably continue to avoid it by blogging the “whatevahs.” My favorite part of blogging is the interaction, so – as always – I love comments. Enjoy…
The Wizard of Oz was released by MGM in 1939, with music by Harold Arlen and E.Y. Harburg. I know every lyric of every song, and more of the spoken dialog than I’ll admit in public. “Optimistic Voices” is the name of the short piece that plays when the gang first sees the Emerald City in the distance, and may be my favorite part of my favorite movie. I love the 1930s style of the tune, and also get a kick out of Ray Bolger (the Scarecrow) looking around puzzled, as though he’s thinking, “Hey, where’s that music coming from?” Just a tiny throwaway bit, but fun.
But it’s hard to understand the lyrics as sung by the choir in the flick. As many times as I’ve seen that movie (don’t even ask), I didn’t really know what they were singing until someone brought it to my attention a few years ago. Harburg wrote the lyrics as a sort of as a “code” to an America which had just crawled out of an economic depression and a war. In an effort to find a clip that didn’t have an ad longer than the song, I found something really cool. The audio portion of the first link is actually Arlen and Harburg singing it in rehearsal for the choir to get a feel for it. How cool is that? Nevertheless, my main point of posting this is for the lyrics. Aren’t they great? So very simple…
Here’s the Arlen Harbug clip:
Optimistic Voices Rehearsal
And if you aren’t a movie trivia geek like me, here’s the actual scene from the movie:
Optimistic Voices Choir from the Wizard of Oz
And here are the lyrics. If you’re still with me, I recommend opening the second clip and reading along while they sing ‘em:
You’re out of the woods
You’re out of the dark
You’re out of the night
Step into the sun
Step into the light
Keep straight ahead for the most glorious place
On the face of the earth or the sky
Hold onto your breath
Hold onto your heart
Hold onto your hope
March up to the gate and bid it open
You’re out of the woods
You’re out of the dark
You’re out of the night
Step into the sun
Step into the light
March up to the gate and bid it open, open…
Wishing you all – individually and collectively – sun, light, hope, open gates and glorious places in 2015 and beyond…
From the Marti’s Theory archives. Wrote this about eight years ago, but I like it. So here it is again. Yes, all true
I can’t believe what I just did. I also don’t really know what happened. It was like the middle of a CSI scene, with the agent standing there, trying to understand the sequence of events or root cause.
It started with a bowl of chopped turnip greens.
Let me try to recreate the scene of the crime for you:
I was in the middle of about three tasks (red flag #1) – computering, cooking, unpacking. Had forgotten to eat lunch, (red flag #2) or go to the store, so I was tossing together whatever I could find in my freezer and trying to just nuke it all.
The next part happenend within a timeframe of about five seconds, so I’m still trying to understand it–
The microwave beeped as I was walking back into the room. As I reached for the door, I heard the chime that I get when there’s an I M message, so of course that diverted my attention (red flag #3). Instead of walking to the other side of the room to get the potholder (MAJOR red flag #4 here) I figured, oh heck, I’ll just sort of dance the container over to the countertop, changing fingertips en route.
As (and picture this in slo-mo, for the right effect) I grabbed the container with one hand and tried to deal with the loose lid with the other (yeah, I KNOW- red flag #5) it was hotter than I anticipated, so it decided to sort of fling itself across my kitchen, releasing a torrent of green shit along the way.
But my kitchen–
I swear, it looked like someone tried to bless my house with chopped turnip greens.
Let me try to trace the spatter trail for you–
Out of the microwave, onto the scanner.
Across my NEW package of just opened computer paper, down INTO my stash of Diet Dr Pepper (yes, in the nooks and crannies of the plastic thing that holds them together). Across the floor, onto the fridge, all over the stuff magnetted to the fridge (including my brand new souvenier magnet ), UNDER the fridge, into my coffee pot, until finally landing neatly in the sink. (Now THAT was magnificent – just stood there with a silent “wow…” when I saw that. Not sure but I think I saw my dog hold up a little sign with a 9.5 on it)
Oh yeah, and did I mention that my Living Room and Kitchen are all one big room? So yes, the open suitcase that I was unpacking got blessed as well.
I’ll tell ya…
I think I topped myself this time. In fact it was almost as bad as the time I accidentally dumped a pound of coffee INTO my bookcase. (Think about that one for a minute. Let it digest.)
Am I the only one who does things like this? Is this really my life, or did I get trapped in some I Love Lucy time warp continuum?
Please tell me you do stupid shit, too.
And if you don’t, then lie.
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I actually wrote this in 2005, but it just came up in conversation on Facebook, so I hunted it down on a now defunct blog and copy/pasted it over here. Didn’t edit; just copied. I love this goofy man and yes, this happened:
Okay, I’ve got a story – this happened a couple of years ago, in the Kahului Safeway.
I was standing in line to have my groceries checked, sort of biding my time, privately zoning out, when I could sense that the person behind me seemed to want my attention. Know how you can just feel it when someone wants into your space? I could peripherally see that there was a man behind me, looking back and forth between the tabloids and me. He was about three inches farther into the zone that is universally declared as MINE than I cared to have him. Finally, he spoke.
“So…do you think this stuff is true?” He spoke in the halting voice of someone who might be a little slow or at very least undereducated. Normally I’m a very friendly person, but on that day, I just didn’t want to deal with it. Without making eye contact, I politely mumbled something about not believing anything those papers wrote. I glanced at the tabloid, which had a photo of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore.
A few seconds passed. I could tell he was still looking at me.
Him: “You know, I used to work for them.”
Me: “Oh, that’s interesting.” Said nicely and warmly but still no eye contact
Him: “Yeah, they had a place on Kauai.”
Me: “Did they?”
Him: “Yeah. I was their gardener!”
He said this with such pride that I was moved to turn around and be warm and decent to this poor person. “Wow, that’s neat,” I said as I turned to smile directly into a pair of very familiar twinkling blue eyes and ornery smirk. (Holy shit, it’s Bill Murray). Without missing a beat, I turned back around and continued to stack my groceries on the conveyor. He helped. No further eye contact on my part while I thought it through.
“Yeah,” said I rather maternally, “you’ve gotta really be careful about believing what you read in those things.”
Gardener Bill: “Really? Isn’t it true?”
Me: “No. They’re really mean to celebrities.” We pause again, each person plotting his next move. Okay, I’ve got it.
Me again: “But you know who they really, really go after?”
Gardener Bill, seriously wondering: “Uh…athletes?”
(Question mark hangs in the air)
Me, slowly, after a deliberate pause: “Comedians.”
And the game began.
For the next ten minutes we played a cat and mouse game (not sure who was whom) with Bill trying to make me acknowledge who he was and that I liked him and me absolutely refusing the bait. I rattled off his whole life history practically (not to mention that of his brother Brian – I mean, Bill Murray is my all time favorite twisted brain idol – I LOVE him and know practically all there is to know about him). Yet it was just in matter-of-fact conversation, without me ever looking directly at him again or acknowledging that I had ever heard of Bill Murray. I talked about the first SNL season and said “I’ll tell you who my favorite was–” and he’d cut me off, asking expectantly, “Bill Murray??? Is your favorite Bill Murray??? I really like him!!” And I’d just shake my head like, no…don’t seem remember him. I referenced Second City, bit players from his movies, I even picked up a disposable Gillette from the impulse rack and mumbled something about the Razor’s Edge (ouch). And each time he’d expectantly ask, “Wasn’t BILL MURRAY in that??” It was so much fun.
This continued through the store, out to the parking lot and all the way to my car. For a moment, I thought he was going to actually get in (what fun that would have been). Until finally I had to drive away. My last image of him was standing in the Safeway parking lot, waving goodbye with an exaggerated sad face.
I’m thinking of this because I just watched Lost in Translation for the third time. And each time I see it, I love it more. Why do I absolutely love that movie so much? It also caused me to realize that many of my ‘keeper’ movies have him in it – What About Bob? Groundhog Day, Rushmore, A Life Aquatic…never made the Murray connection before.
I guess some twisted brains age really, really well. And his continues to be my favorite, in fact more so than ever.
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I remember sitting my office at Silverado Resort, when my buddy Gary – referring to how I handled a recent situation – made the comment that I was the poster girl for the “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade” sound bite. He meant it as a compliment and I took it as such, referring back to it often. I mean, that’s a good thing, right? Make the best of any given situation, right? So I liked being associated with it.
That is, I liked it until last week. While scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed … past the cats, past the political sound bites, past the Instagrams of what people had for dinner last night, I came upon this:
I stopped and back-scrolled. “When life gives you lemons, throw it back and ask for chocolate?” Oh, yes. YES! Hitting the SHARE button, I announced to the world that this is how I am now planning to live the last third of my life. Yes, I’m two-thirds of the way through. I’m not sure when that happened, but I digress…
So now I had a new motto, which I was very happy with. Until last Wednesday. It was during my 45 minute drive back from the main campus. Traffic was slow, radio reception was static-ky and my iPod was at home, so my thoughts wandered back to that sound bite. Give back the lemons and ask for chocolate. What a concept.
But what kind of chocolate would I want? Godiva? A chocolate truffle? Wait. What if I only get a Hershey’s bar, like at the checkout counter at Safeway? I mean, nothing against Hershey’s but that’s pretty … ordinary. Shouldn’t I ask for something better? I could at least score one of those Cadbury eggs that they only sell around Easter.
The more I thought, the more I realized that – as much as I love chocolate – I knew I could do better. Stuck in traffic, I tried to think of my most favorite taste sensation ever. What has made my taste buds sing beyond all else? As evidenced by my current plus size slacks, I dearly love food. So could I even think of a favorite? Is there an ultimate? Traffic finally began to move, so I put the thought aside.
But then somewhere around Maalaea it hit me: I knew the answer!
When I was about seven years old, my aunt Mary took me to an upscale Pittsburgh department store that had a candy counter brimming with hand made items. Looking into the case, I saw these perfectly shaped tiny little fruits that weren’t really fruit. OMG, they were beautiful! Lost in these miniature wonders, I thought I heard the crisply uniformed candy clerk calling my name.
Jumping back in alarm I responded, “What? I’m sorry!”
“Sorry? Dear, I was just telling you they are marzipan. Those little candies are called marzipan.”
Relieved that I wasn’t being scolded, I stole a side eye glance at my aunt.
“Would you like to try one, honey?” the candy clerk lady asked, while handing me a tiny little apple, formed and colored to perfection, shading and all. Aunt Mary gave an affirmative nod.
“Yes, thank you,“ I said while reaching for the delicacy. Carefully, slowly, I took a bite. Now I may not be remembering this accurately but I swear – a choir came out of the sky and beautiful harps began to play. Angels floated by and lifted me up onto a cloud. It was the most heavenly bite I’d ever tasted in my life. Who knew that if you took blanched almonds and smooshed them together with a lot of sugar, it could taste like that? Oh … my … goodness.
Coming back to the present, I realized I was passing through Olowalu, and the radio reception would begin to improve. But that was fine because now I had a perfectly tweaked motto for this phase of my life:
If life gives you lemons, give ‘em back and ask for marzipan. And could you dip in it chocolate, please?
The rest of the story…
This whole blog made me crave marzipan something fierce. Where, on a little island in the middle of the Pacific could I get some? I decided to check the R Fields counter of Lahaina’s Foodland Farms, as they’re the closest thing we have to an upscale grocery store. Yes, I know it’s not really upscale, but still. Anyway, I asked the lady at the counter if she happened to have any marzipan and she nearly demanded, “why are you asking me that??!!” I tried to explain (thinking I was in trouble yet AGAIN because of this stuff) when she interrupted me to joyfully explain she is from the European town that is known for their superior marzipan and was so happy to be asked that. European Candy Lady didn’t have any in stock, but within five minutes she had me hooked up with the R Fields counter in the brand new Foodland Farms, which she says “gets all the good stuff now.” So here’s a picture of me from this past Friday, enjoying imported chocolate covered marzipan. See? I told you about this phase…
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So a few weeks ago, Sara Irene Smith tossed out a challenge to her social media partners in crime regarding Earth Day and her company’s product. Sara is the founder of Wrappily, a company that advertises itself as offering “chic gift wrap with an eco-friendly twist.” Oh, save me a couple hundred words by checking it out yourself here and then come back.
Did you? Cool, yeah? Anyway, back to the story…
She offered to send a supply of gift wrap to anyone who was willing to use it for a project and photograph the results, to be used in conjuction with Earth Day.
Of course I raised my cyber hand.
Now most normal people would receive the paper and use it in a nice gift-wrap kinda way. But since I’m on this insane Mod Podge-ing cheap used furniture tangent, so that’s what I decided to tackle. She chose the design, so when I received my goodie bag, I had two designs to choose from: a green/blue abstract pattern and the one you’ll see in the following pictures. I have to say – I loved the product, and immediately wanted to buy people presents, just so I could wrap them. But back to the project …
Couldn’t find the right piece of furniture at Salvation Army so I decided to re-vamp my own little beat up particle board night stand. I think I bought it as a do-it-yourself piece of furniture for my son’s first bedroom. He turns 21 next month. So….
It needed some help.
My bedroom is an odd assortment of pinks and burgundies, so I figured I’d make this match. First step: spray paint.
Second step: remember to not leave a heavy piece of particle board furniture on a flimsy plastic platform. It fell over and took me forever to unstick all the grass from the side. Yes, I swore a lot.
After painting all areas except the ones that I planned to cover with the Wrappily paper, I was ready to begin. The paper – which has a different print on each side, btw – had soft creases, as gift wrap does. For this project, I decided to iron the sheets, to smooth out the lines a bit. Note: this is the opposite side, and also a very cool print.
Normally I use a heavier paper, so this was challenging. It’s newsprint, which is PERFECT for gift wrap but a little light for Mod Podge-ing. But I’ve done it a lot so I made sure to give it plenty of drying time between coats.
Originally, my plan was to use the paper on the top, drawer front, and bottom skirt panel. But when I did it, although I liked the look in general, I knew it would be too much for my room. I simply have too many other crazy designs going on in there.
After walking around it in my living room for a couple of days, I finally decided to change the front panel to a solid burgundy:
I thought that worked a lot better in my room, so I’m glad I made the change. The next step is always the most challenging for me … finding a drawer pull that I like. I couldn’t find anything in Lahaina, and I really needed to get the darn thing out of my living room (remote controlling “around it” was an interesting gymnastic maneuver) so I reverted to a trick I used when I couldn’t find drawer pulls for my desk. I raided my bead stash and came up with this, as a makeshift drawer pull:
Isn’t that cute? I really like it. Cautionary note about beads as drawer pulls – make sure that whatever material you use to string them is strong, and likewise for the method of fastening it. I strung them on a hemp cord (hemp is nearly indestructible) and knotted it like a sailor on steroids, on the inside.
Well, I finally got it back where it belongs and here it is:
I still would like to do some sort of finishing around the top edges, where the particle board has gotten a little funky, but haven’t figured out what or how. But I will. In the meantime, I love my spiffy little updated nightstand, and am now happily a Wrappily customer forever.
Sorry, had to do the “happily Wrappily” thing. Couldn’t resist.
Anyway … Mahalo, Sara. That was fun!
I was a fourth grader, and had spent Sunday at my grandparents’ farm. I didn’t care whether we left and got home BEFORE The Ed Sullivan Show started, or whether we watched it at Baba’s and left after. All I knew was – my ten year old self just had to see what the hype was all about.
By this time, I already was aware of how influenced we could by our friends or the cumulative roll of public opinion. I couldn’t articulate it in those terms, but it made me cautious. Excited but cautious. Like … all this hoopla could be a crock.
So I waited. Ed did his introduction, calling them “youngsters from Liverpool.” I remember that he pronounced their name funny – everyone else said it was though it was spelled Beadles, but he said it, either as Bea Tells or Bea’les, I found that odd.
Girls screamed their way through the intro, while my parents and uncles cracked jokes. The camera switched to the performing stage and there were the Beatles. Weird hair (for the times) combed forward, matching suits, looking pretty much like they did in photos we’d seen. Okay, let’s see what this —
“one, two, three four…”
“Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you, tomorrow I’ll miss you, remember I’ll always be true…”
From the first three words, I was transported. Where? I don’t know. It wasn’t just that I developed an immediate crush on Paul. It was about the whole experience. All these years later I still cannot explain it. The best I can do is say this – some gut-deep part of me that I didn’t know existed was opened, awakened. It was exciting. Scary exciting. We had laughed at the photos of British teens fainting in a state of hysteria but as I watched them, I understood. As dramatic as this might seem to those who were not “there” – it was a true paradigm shift.
And the first of many such shifts, I have to say. For the next six years, they did it over and over again. Every Beatles album took us someplace new, someplace we hadn’t even imagined. And the musical world followed.
As the band broke up, I continued to listen to them individually. Loved Plastic Ono Band, thought All Things Must Pass was heaven. Switched loyalties among the four of them over the years (yes, Ringo, too), thought they all went on to great individual careers but I always missed the alchemy of “The Fab Four.” When I later learned what the word synergy meant, I understood it by thinking, “oh, like the Beatles.” Alchemy, yes. The universal elixir, turning base metals to gold. That’s what it was.
In the past twenty years or so, younger friends have asked in in total earnestness:
“What was so great about the Beatles?”
When asked that, I pause. I can tell them that everything they ever did, they were the first ones to do it. I can site classics like Yesterday and rattle off a dozen tunes from the Lennon/McCartney song writing team. I can point to George’s superior guitar skills, even at the young age of 22, or John’s cutting edge insights or Paul’s ability to know an audience. But the truth is, I can’t explain it.
You had to be there. You simply had to be there.
I am from the mainland, a second generation American from Eastern European ancestry. That is my background, my history. My grandparents gave up everything they had and everyone they knew just for the privilege of living in America. They never regretted it, never looked back.
I grew up in the same house for the first 18 years of my life before wanderlust grabbed me. I moved from a steel town in Ohio to Miami, Florida, back to another part of of Ohio, to Denver, Colorado, Napa, California, Los Angeles and finally – nearly 28 years ago – to Hawaii. First to the Big Island, then to Maui.
Yes, like so many others, I came to Hawaii from somewhere else. I love the culture dearly but I am not Hawaiian. And I don’t try to “be” Hawaiian. I’m mostly grateful that happy that I live here.
Nevertheless, every January 17th, no matter how happy I am (and this is a very happy year thus far), I am overcome by a sadness. On this day, 121 years ago, the government of my country, the land that my grandparents gave up everything for, overthrew the Hawaiian monarchy. Why? Because the Queen’s desire for a new constitution which would bring a balance of power (BALANCE, not absolute) back to the Hawaiians might be a little troublesome to the American businessmen’s long term plans of trade and commerce. Seriously. That’s why. The Hawaiian Islands was a monarchical kingdom that the US, represented by a small handful of men, then “conquered” for our convenience and profitability.
Sound familiar? On my more radical days, it feels like it’s happening right here again with the whole 1% vs. 99% thing. Or maybe not. I don’t really know.
But back to the point. When I first came to Hawaii, this revelation about the overthrow confused and upset me, made me sort of uncomfortable, even embarrassed. I’m not sure why; my people were getting stomped on in Europe while this all happened. But it did.
Now it just makes me sad.