I’m Older Than …
Posted on: July 20, 2023
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Last week I overhead a 30-something coffee shop patron bragging to his 20-something latte infused companion that he was, in fact, older than Google. Experiencing a real “hold my beer” moment, I started thinking about what I can personally remember coming into existence. Hence, this post.
In no particular order, I am older than:
- Zip codes
- Area codes (Direct Distance Dialing!)
- Velcro patent
- Home computers
- Cassettes tapes for home use
- Space travel
- DVDs
- MRIs
- Digital cameras
- Polio vaccine
- Barbie dolls
- Non- glass milk bottles
- Pantyhose
- Attached gas caps
And since Bill Haley and the Comets recorded Rock Around the Clock when I was three months old, I like to think the Rock & Roll and I are the same age. R&R and I are both feeling our age, no doubt, but we’ve each had a great run. And we’re still going. Slower. Kind of hobbling. Not always sure what we are, but hanging in there.
What are you older than?

6 Responses to "I’m Older Than …"
Portable phones
Copiers
GPS
Seat belts
My husband
Good on, Marti!! I’m much older than Apollo, the lunar landing capsule, reel-to-reel, and color TV.
Cable TV, remotes for TV, the internet.
July 20, 2023 at 10:18 pm
We’re older than color tv.
July 25, 2023 at 6:41 pm
I had two lists and forgot to combine them. Left out a bunch of sh**.
July 25, 2023 at 10:02 pm
We’re old enough to write a book about it!