Marti's Theory

Long Hair

Posted on: February 10, 2015

Around January 3rd-ish, my goal was to try to post a weekly blog.  I blinked and it was February and I thought, “Okay, monthly then.”  One-third of the way closer to March and I ask myself, “So … you got a plan C in there somewhere?”  In the past six weeks I’ve had at least ten blog ideas that pop into my head while driving, standing in line at Safeway or in the shower (never mind that one), but they’re only one short thought that has to be fleshed out in order to become a REAL BLOG POST.  Hence, plan C: Short, one thought, shallow blog posts.  Case in point:

Long Hair

Right now my hair is longer than it’s been since Denver in the 1970’s  When wet, my hair goes about an inch and a half past my shoulders, so it’s actually just longish.  And why do I say “when wet?”  Well, as every curly-haired person knows, only wet hair is measured by length. Dry hair is measured by width.  To whine further- when you have a long neck, it takes FOREVER for the length get down there far enough to officially register as Long Hair. But I digress…

Longish hair takes some getting used to.  First of all, when getting dressed it gets caught under my bra strap and I never figure that out until I’m fully clothed and have to fiddle around with where it is and how to unleash it.  Same principle for trying to turn my head while driving or when leaning back in my office chair.  The worst, though, is when I wear something sleeveless. A fast turn to the right and I am immediately startled by whatever or whomever gave me such a light touch on my left shoulder.  And then I remember: Oh.  Right.  It’s the hair.

But the negatives of longish hair are far outweighed by one major advantage: I can toss the whole thing into a maintenance-free ponytail and forget about it all.  Unless I’m driving, or sitting in a high back chair, that is. [Picture someone seated with her head pitched two inches forward] Then it’s low pony all the way.

Yeah, this was a pretty pointless blog.  But that’s how we’re gonna roll this year.

This illustrates the flat iron magic of Salon Bella Maui’s Kim Willits. Six times a year, I have “normal human” hair.

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7 Responses to "Long Hair"

I really enjoyed reading your blog post today. In fact it made me smile. I no longer feel like I’m the only one who can’t seem to blog consistently.

Ha! Maybe we can inspire each other. But FIRST, I have to finish my painting!

Plus… you have ACTUAL long hair. lol

No problems at all with bald/shaved head. Ride with the windows down, Baby!

Yeah, you crossed my mind when I wrote that. But really? I think you wear the bald look way better than I would.

Aloha and Mahalo and Keep on Rolling!

Joe

I can’t empathize on the bra strap struggles, but mine gets caught in the car window or seat belt about once a week. And I never notice it until I’m reaching for the radio control, or grabbing a drink from the cupholder and SNAP! Head yanked back to where it was, searing scalp pain and several curse words.

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